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~ Schott’s Miscellanies ~

My apologies if you’ve heard this story before.


Schott’s Original Miscellany began life as a Christmas card. While working as a freelance photographer, I sent my clients an annual festive card . . . to remind them that I was alive.


Because they were cheaper to print, these cards tended to be graphic rather than photographic — like this:

“Originality is like charisma. It’s hard to define, but we know it when we find it … Schott’s Original Miscellany is without doubt the oddest, and possibly the merriest, title you will come across in a long day’s march through the shimmering desert of contemporary publishing.”

— Robert McCrum, The Observer

“This bizarre little book manages to be both totally useless and nearly indispensable.”

— The Daily Telegraph

“Pointedly pointless, intentionally aimless and endlessly entertaining.”

— The New York Times

“Stands out for its intelligent comic absurdity.”

— The Financial Times


“Somehow Mr Schott turns a collection of trivia into a window on the world that is hilarious, puzzling, and inspiring.”

 — The Wall Street Journal

“Everybody needs this book. It’s like a book-shaped Swiss army knife.”

— Die Welt, Germany

"The publishing sensation of the year."

— The Guardian

“There’s no doubt that this is a very strange book written by a very special mind.”

— Die Zeit, Germany

“A crazy and brilliant rabble, with encyclopaedic and maniacal precision . . . vital and insignificant.”

— Corriere Della Serra, Italy

“Intelligent entertainment at a high level, timed perfectly for out post-modern, deconstructed, and overall scatterbrained time of age.”

— Politiken, Denmark

“This ‘pocket brain’ is a book that can never be read in one sitting, and can never be put away.”

— Metro, Czechoslovakia


“Entertaining, funny, and delicate.”

— El Pais, Spain

“Bless you for Schott’s Original Miscellany!”

— Stephen Fry

In 2003, I decided to create a little booklet of information of use to photographers, designers, and picture editors. Included were essential data on film stocks, lighting temperatures, cropping specs, chemical formulae, and the like.

To make this somewhat dry content a little more palatable, I added a host of zesty curiosities: the kind of information at the back of our minds and on the tips of our tongue —  like wine bottle sizes and unusual phobias.

On my way to pitch this Christmas card idea to a large advertising agency (WPP), I was waylaid by an old friend (Martin) who persuaded me to turn the card into a book.

After some months in the British Library (Humanities 2, mainly), I had researched, written, and typeset (using Quark XPress) 160 pages. I managed to persuade The Pear Tree Press (the one in Stevenage, not the one in Jamaica) to print 50 hard-back copies.

On the advice of another friend (Elinor), I sent one of these books to Nigel Newton, the head of Bloomsbury Publishing (the Harry Potter people). Nigel loved it, a contract was signed, and the book was in the shops just in time for Christmas 2002.

Things began to get a little crazy when, without warning, The Guardian devoted the cover of G2 to the Miscellany and, amazingly, declared the book “the publishing sensation of the year.”

Within weeks of publication, Schott’s Original Miscellany was a number one best-seller in the UK; within months it was also a bestseller in Germany and the United States.


The four books in the Miscellany trilogy have been translated into 21 languages (including Braille), and have sold over 2.5 million copies.

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